jaegerivaille:

nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like

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patrickat:

animatedamerican:

cowboysuggest:

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

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racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

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dragon-in-a-fez:

adonis-xx:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

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reinagold:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Lil Uzi has fresh eucalyptus in his shower

Quick run down:

The smell is soothing and the steam and heat from the shower helps to release the aromatherapy powers of the plants, making them good for your mind and body, too.

So, when you turn on the shower the steam activates the essential oils in the plant, which clear up a host of respiratory issues.

Natural decongestant some say it’s helped with their allergies.

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mental-ch-illness:

shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation

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